Zero to Traction
Zero to Traction
Cool Story… but What Did You Learn?
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Cool Story… but What Did You Learn?

If you’re telling a founder story that ends with a shrug and no new insight, it’s not traction — it’s startup fan fiction.

Founders love a good origin story. So do we — until that story ends in, “and then… nothing happened.”

In this episode, JDM and Cam play a game where they evaluate startup anecdotes with one simple question: did you actually learn anything?

They hosts take three real startup scenarios — full of MVPs, waitlists, Chrome extensions, and warm fuzzies — and rate each one based on whether the founder actually got a usable insight. Along the way, they uncover the hidden traps of vanity learning, founder fear, and “procrastivity”.

Also: the phrase “Startup Catfishing” makes an unscheduled cameo.

In This Episode

  • Why activity ≠ progress, and why momentum ≠ learning

  • How founders use fake experiments to avoid hard truths

  • What it means to be your own first investor—and how to think like one

  • Unprocessed fear, founder psychology, and the emotional landmines of real validation

  • When a waitlist is a signal… and when it’s just a polite ghosting

Startup Stories Reviewed

  1. Freelancer SaaS MVP shared in Slack communities

    400 views, 120 signups for “real version”

    Verdict: Cool Story + Still Don’t Know Anything

    Insight: Great motion, zero measured value. Was this an MVP test or just a fancy landing page?

  2. Mental wellness app surveys 3,000-person waitlist

    700 respond, journaling prompts “win”

    Verdict: Mistaken for Iteration + Startup Theater

    Insight: When your research confirms the obvious, maybe you asked the wrong question.

  3. Chrome extension for ethical shopping gets 800 installs

    Now “watching how people use it”

    Verdict: Startup Theater

    Insight: If your experiment has no hypothesis, you’re not learning—you’re lurking.

Frivolous Thoughts

  • JDM’s brother wins an Emmy (again). Turns out talent runs in the family.

  • Cam recommends Stick on Apple TV, a sports comedy with yips and heart.

  • Bonus meta-commentary: The team calls themselves out for “procrastivity” on launching their own referral program. If you’re listening… hold them accountable.

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